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| Girl: | This is my dog Marty. |
| Me: | Oh, I have a pen named Marty. |
| Girl: | ...a pen? |
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Ina Garten
Bitch, of course he might “stop by” he’s your fucking husband. eknkgmgmcfbeard
WHO PUTS A BOOK ON HOLD. I NEED TO RE-NEW IT.
Whatever, bitch. You ain’t gettin this book cause I rather pay all of the late fees than let you have it cause I know you need it for this take home test for this class BUT SO DO I. Go buy the book, you cheap fuck.
“There’s a f——— art to the first term because you’re always running for a second term the whole time. It’s like Clinton’s first term. You can’t really do your gangsta sh— until your second term. … Even Bush couldn’t really f—- up the world until his second term. That’s when he put the hammer down.”
But Rock understands a lot of the disappointment that Obama’s supporters have had thus far in his presidency.
“I’m like everybody, I want more action. But I understand that he’s trying not to piss off a lot of people. But I believe wholeheartedly if he’s back in, he’s going to do some gangsta sh—.” - Chris Rock, the Obama supporter - POLITICO
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— White House Press Secretary Jay Carney (via meredithbklyn)
(Source: huff.to, via brooklynmutt)
